A boy with neatly combed hair very well oiled, half sleeve
“printed shirt” tucked in a pant with a belt comfortably making at least three
rounds around a 24 inch waist, just to make sure the pant doesn’t fall off :), slipped his legs into
a pair of Bata slippers, a bag on the back, vehemently protesting against
carrying the “dabbi”, with some cash in his pocket, hopped on to his HERO
cycle, started his journey to the whole new world of boys in jeans, boys in
jeans riding Yamaha/shogun bikes, boys in jeans riding Yamaha/shogun bikes with
girls hugging them tightly sitting in the back seat, (so tightly that it went
on to become an inspiration for the Fevicol advertisement ;)) girls and boys
sitting in a dry gutter chatting away... As he reached closer and closer to the
destination, the college culture which he had only heard and imagined before that
time, slowly started opening itself up in front of him. Groups of students few
with books, few with cigarettes, few with helmets (yeah wearing a helmet was
fashionable, then!!!) were spread on either side of the road leading to the
college entrance. Although he was not a
little town boy, he hardly had any “social” life outside his cricket and
studies and hence all these students seemed to be from a different planet
altogether! The dry gutters at the road junctions around the college were
packed to the brim….. with.. with students, both genders, clasping each other
so tightly that there was always room for more from the gang to seat his/her
bum in that coveted place, the alma mater of total time pass!! Amazed at the
space management of these seniors, the boy started looking around for some
familiar faces. It was easy to identify who were the first timers for the
college, Girls with their mom, dad or brother along with them, small groups of
boys in a huddle at a distant corner away from the seniors, he could identify
them all!!!
But where is his group? Frantically he was looking around
for familiar faces so that he could hide from the seniors of the college, when
familiar voices “Lo avi baaro illi”… was heard. Much to his relief, the boy
hurriedly ran to the comfort of his group, in which he had
friends/acquaintances for the past few years!!! Few were his classmates from
his school, few from his same school, but different sections, and few were
friends of his friends!! All in that huddle, giggling, bubbling with enthusiasm
about the so called very good college that they had secured a seat in. Yes, human mind feels far more comfortable in
known territory, and about certainties in life!!
I had always been the happy Joe in the sense that I used to
go with the flow. All my friends had chosen Sanskrit as the first language and
English as the second language. I dint have any special love towards Hindi and
hence I went with what my friends had chosen. When I was wondering how the
students would be divided into two different classes, one simple logic put my
friends away from me, not far, they were only put in an adjacent class. The
simple logic was an alphabetical order! Students whose first name started with
letters between A-K would be one class, from K – P would be in another class!! S
– Z in another class!! Prashanth, Prabhu, Pramod, Shashi kiran were thus pushed
to other classes! Few guys and girls, whom I had perceived as “nerds” during my
Excellence Class anecdotes in 10th standard, were my class mates at
1st PU B Section in M E S College of Arts Science and Commerce!!!
The first steps in an environment where I would cherish two wonderful years of
life had begun!!
The big hoopla surrounding the perceived “College”
environment was evident from the way my friends were dressed. Forget branded
clothes, even a jeans pant was considered a novelty by me and believed it was
the same even for all of my friends. But no, not for all, few of them wore the
best of the brands, shoes and even had got themselves a bike to travel to
college! And yes, there were always these little vehicles fitted with a 60 cc
engine; few with gears, few without, which fuelled the urge of these kids to
showcase their newly learnt macho driving skills!!! And of course there were
these typical Bollywood hero types, who could flirt with girls all day long,
zip around the college in shogun/Yamaha bikes and yet get a first rank in the
class, with attendance shortage in every subject. Looking at all these various
species of homo sapiens, I felt a bit inferior, but to my relief there were
others too who peddled their way to college, wore a non-catalogued dress and
were almost bare foot except for the Bata slippers that adorned their feet!
Made me realize why we wore uniforms to school!!!
For a college that was conventionally traditional, the
percentage of students of both the genders that were together was surprisingly
high! There were only two places in the whole college where the boys and girls
could not move around together!! The first place is quite obvious… and the second
place was surprisingly the staircase!! For some strange reason two separate
stairs were made for boys and girls, as if it caused inconvenience to the
students who used them. I guess the college authorities felt that soon after
the prayer, (one of the many hilarious events right at the beginning of the
day) the students would be in a tearing hurry to attend the classes, hence two
separate stairs would offer convenience go to the respective classes in the
above floors. How witty!! The fatheads forgot that single stairs would have
made the boys find convenience in inconvenience and yet reach the classes along
with the respective female classmates without even complaining! The fairer
gender in the anxiety of missing the classes would eventually make it to the
class, despite the hardships (supposedly!!)
However, why gender bias was made only in using the stairs is something
which I fail to comprehend even to date!! Coming back to the prayer, the
Sanskrit lecturer, Ramakrishna, (The Cacofonix of our college!!!) standing
inches away from the mike, would recite the prayer (I personally felt in his
vociferous best, he dint need a mike, however, I guess the prayer was supposed
to signal the entire Malleshwaram locality that the college had started!) and
in the excitement of performing this mundane activity, would sprinkle his
sputum in all generosity on its head. As he hit the high notes, the sprinkle
would get extended to the potted plants in front of the stage, a few feet away
from the first person standing in the row for the prayer!! I had always stood almost
at the end of the line for the prayer, hence never got a chance to see or talk
to the person who could have at least once received the “abhishekham”, albeit
only a couple of drops!! No prizes for
guessing why the Sanskrit lecturer was the chosen one for performing this
activity; be it Prayer or Scolding, Sanskrit was his language of preference!!!
;) The seniors from the college generally gave the prayer a skip and would run
to the busiest and most happening place on the campus, its Social Networking
Site!!! (in an non internet environment, the verbatim would translate to CANTEEN!!)
This site in MES College was strangely tucked in one corner
of its campus, and was cramped for space throughout the day I must say! Jam
packed during lunch hours!! More the rush more the fun!! Yes the college
canteen had stood witness to many budding love stories, romantic encounters, wannabe
lover boys campaigning with the best of their wits, trying to woo that one
gorgeous looking girl from the class!, groups of boys admonished as reserved
snobs generally having a hearty laughter at a naughty joke in an “All Boys”
group, students completing the never completed lab records, groups of boys and
girls yapping happily sipping coffee/tea. Amidst all this, the CANTEEN owner
Sudarshan, would churn out not exactly lip-smacking delicacies, but something
that would satiate our appetite!! After all canteen is not the place meant only
for eating food!!
Another popular social networking site was the parking lot
in front of the college main entrance. Ideally two girls would be sitting on a
kinetic Honda, and adjacent to that, in another Kinetic Honda or a Yamaha bike
a guy would be seated, frantically making attempts at wooing at least one of
them!! A guy standing in the middle of these two vehicles, would either be a
common friend or be waiting for the guy on the bike to get started as he was
supposed to drop him! Also, there would be guys under the pretext of copying
notes, would take an eternity to take their vehicles out of parking lot, so
that they could speak to their probable love interests for a couple of minutes
more. The Valentino Rossis of the college and other colleges would definitely
find the platform to showcase their talent of riding their bikes on single
wheel in front of same parking lot!!
As I look back, many from my generation and the previous who
studied in MES College, would agree that they would have spent the best part of
lives in that college! Even now, while I drive past this college, my car slows
down, and as l happily look back at the stone building, Bryan Adams belts out “Those
were the best days of life….” in my car stereo!!
A[V]I